Cat litter Brownies

Preheat the oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6. Add Rice Krispies to your rectangular platter. Line a couple of baking trays with greaseproof paper. Create a bain-marie to gently melt the butter and milk chocolate by placing a heatproof bowl over a pan of boiling water.

Earwax Nibbles

Firstly you need a cotton bud tub including the cotton buds. Cut OFF the cotton part from each end of the blue stick, ensuring no cotton wool remains. Wash the sticks thoroughly in warm water. Grab a bag of mini marshmallows and jab a single marshmallow on each end of the blue stick.

Sausage Mummy Roll

Purchase some ready-rolled shortcrust pastry and leave at room temperature for around 30 minutes – Grab yourself some chipolata’s; we chose little sausages as they cook at the same time as the pastry. If you’re using larger Cumberland sausages, consider flash-frying them initially to ensure they are cooked through. Preheat the oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6

Dead Man Platter

Set the table like a person is lying down: an old shirt with the front open and arms out. Stuff the edges of the chest and the arms with newspaper. If you’re going for maximum shock, have your body displayed with a knife and a hammer dripping in tomato ketchup.Prop mask on a bowl of salad

Graveyard Cake

Two options. Bake a cake and decorate it, or buy one. Personally, I love anything homemade. However, I am no baker and would ruin this, soooo… I bought a cake and painted green food colouring over the white icing to create a mottled ‘moldy’ effect

Chundering Nachos

Carve an additional pumpkin with an extra-large mouth (we recommend a slanted mouth – like in the picture) for best results. Fold a piece of foil and lay it through the pumpkin mouth, securing it inside and creating a ‘slide’ into your bowl/plate.