It’s your first night out with the girls (and Prosecco) since your baby was born, and for just a few hours, you can be you again. You’ve expressed within an inch of your life, and you’ve written a long list of things the other half needs to remember and be aware of. Plus, you feel safe knowing that a couple of his friends are also coming over with their older kids. Everything will be fine.
I wonder how long he had thought his kids head looked like a kiwi? But even more importantly, how have we never seen this similarity before??
I mean, why wouldn’t you plunger a child to take them shopping? But how on earth did the poor little bugger get it off his back?
Do you think this Dad was just waiting for the second his wife stepped foot out the door to eagerly run upstairs and create this masterpiece to get on the lads WhatsApp chat??!
At least the little one seems to be enjoying herself.
Ah, the infamous bearded baby.
I wonder what the baby was thinking? The problem is, this Dad has stitched one of his mates up here – who took the picture?
Mummy’s little angel turned into the freakiest looking baby I think I’ve ever seen!
Dad: “Of course, I’ll do the housework while you’re gone, darling. Don’t worry.
Go and have a good time. I’ve got this!”
The new concept of swaddling taken to new heights. We were quite
impressed by this one.
I can just imagine all the boys sat around with a beer playing ‘who can create the tallest cheerio tower?’
Either Dad has got a witch doctor to shrink someone, or this is
Daddy’s jacket.
I thought I had seen the scariest baby in the world, but this one is just on another level.
There are easier ways to contain a toddler.
I know for a fact that Beard is guilty of doing this. The classic multi-tasking father who simply must play a game of Fifa right now!
How sweet, the Hitler Bunny Baby.
Now, this is rather special. Creating a superhero by using the remains of a melon. Healthy eating and arts and crafts, gold star Dad.
Hmmm, bathing all the kids at once = saving time.
Allowing kids to add their own bubble bath = schoolboy error.
This is why I tell Beard not to eat and drink when he has got Austyn in the baby carrier. I mean, I’m hoping that’s ketchup and not chilli sauce in the baby’s eye!?
With special thanks to all the Google photo uploads.
