Adult Time, Just For Fun, Parenting

What Your Partner Gets Up To When They’re Babysitting?

It’s your first night out with the girls (and Prosecco) since your baby was born and for just a few hours you can be you again. You’ve expressed within an inch of your life, and you’ve written a long list of things the other half needs to remember and be aware of. Plus, you feel safe in the knowledge that a couple of his friends are also coming over with their older kids. Everything will be fine…

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.14.54I wonder how long he had been thinking his kids head looked like a kiwi? But even more importantly how have we never seen this similarity before??

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.17.57I mean, why wouldn’t you plunger a child to take them shopping? But how on earth did the poor little bugger get it off of his back?

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.10.59Do you think this Dad was just waiting for the second his wife stepped foot out the door to eagerly run upstairs and create this masterpiece to get on the lads WhatsApp chat??!

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.13.57At least the little one seems to be enjoying herself.

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.11.25Ah, the infamous bearded baby.

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.11.44I wonder what the baby was thinking? The problem is, this Dad has stitched one of his mates up here – who took the picture?

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.11.52
Mummy’s little angel turned into the freakiest looking baby I think I’ve ever seen! And I have created an ugly baby before.

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.12.22
Dad: “Of course, I’ll do the housework while you’re gone, darling. Don’t worry.
Go and have a good time. I’ve got this!”

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.12.33
The new concept of swaddling taken to new heights. We were quite
impressed by this one.

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.13.04
I can just imagine all the boys sat around with a beer playing ‘who can create the tallest cheerio tower?’

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.13.17Either Dad has got a witch doctor to shrink someone, or this is
Daddy’s jacket.

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.13.36
I thought I had seen the scariest baby in the world, but this one is just on another level

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.16.06
There are easier ways to contain a toddler

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.16.39I know for a fact that Beard is guilty of doing this. The classic multi-tasking father who simply must play a game of Fifa right now!

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.17.08How sweet, the Hitler Bunny Baby.

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.17.17
Now this is rather special. Creating a superhero by using the remains of a melon. Healthy eating and arts and crafts, gold star Dad.

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.18.05
Hmmm, bathing all the kids at once = saving time.
Allowing kids to add their own bubble bath = schoolboy error.

Screen Shot 2017-05-15 at 23.17.39
This is why I tell Bearf not to eat and drink when he has got Austyn in the baby carrier. I mean, I’m hoping that’s ketchup and not chilli sauce in the baby’s eye!?

With special thanks to all the Google photo uploads.

Leave a Reply